The Best Show on WFMU Insults: 2009-2011
A fairly complete list of direct insults lobbied at Tom Scharpling by various characters from roughly 2009 to 2011:
“It was part ape part party machine.”
“You yutz-knuckle.”
“You tele-dummy.”
“You genius-dummy.”
“You cut-out-dummy.”
“You franken-dummy.”
“You sub basic cable-dummy.”
“You sylveta-dummy.”
“You buddha-dummy.”
“You papal-dummy.”
“You visa-dummy.”
“You jugga-dummy.”
“You soren-dummy.”
“You prog-dummy.”
“You death metal-dummy.”
“You youth culture-dummy.”
“You relative-dummy.”
“You hardware-dummy.”
“You reggae-dummy.”
“You devo-dummy.”
“You jam band-dummy.”
“You bluza-dummy.”
“You boogie-dummy.”
“You consolidated-dummy.”
“You cougar-dummy.”
“You Hoboken-dummy.”
“You culin-dummy.”
“You astro-dummy.”
“You Santana-dummy.”
“You cine-dummy.”
“You jazz fusion-dummy.”
“You pre prog rock-dummy.”
“You movie dummy.”
“You Tubeway-dummy.”
“You Dynasty elder-dummy.”
“You ice cream-dummy.”
“You photo-dummy.”
“You Ratta-dummy.”
“That’s not your real voice, turn off your voice modulator.”
“You ink pouch idiot”
“You fudge-munch.”
“You stink-munch.”
“You butt-munch.”
“You dip-munch.”
“Zip your soup cooler you munch.”
“El munch.”
“You jack-munch.”
“Baron Von munch houseman.”
“You Zoso-munch.”
“You tele-munch.”
“You sad ball-munch.”
“Post office orafice.”
“I forgot this is a high school radio show.”
“You dip-nit.”
“You Eygpta-dip.”
“You Ratt-dip.”
“You munch-dip.”
“You critic-dip.”
“You num-yutz.”
“You nit-yentz.”
“You jack-nintz.”
“You jugga-dope.”
“You dinka donk.”
“You Idi-jerk.”
“You silly dilly pickle.”
“You’re a dunk.”
“You dink.”
“You dil weed.”
“You piece of fuuuuuuudge.”
“You fart.”
“You bald ape.”
“Go die.”
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